Guest Note: David

So my friend David Justin took up the challenge to pen his own sick note.  I liked it so I am sharing it here.

Dear ______, 

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice several days in our bedroom for whatever it was we were sick from, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, while we were throwing up and vomiting and having flu like symptoms, is that each of us is: 
A Brain… 
And an Athlete… 
And a Baket case… 
A princess…. 
A sick child… 
And a criminal… 

Does that answer your question? 

Sincerely yours, 
The Breakfast Club (Your Signature Here)


Anyone else wanna give it a go?